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Alabama Rap

It would be funny if Johnny or Donnie Van Zant were in a movie theatre watching "8 Mile" and in the scene with Eminem rapping to his late brother's song "Sweet Home Alabama" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzs730zAzMg Johnny recoils "Ronnie would be rolling in his grave. Someone behind him taps on his shoulder as if the person was going to ask Johnny to be quiet. But says, "No, your brother would be rolling in the dough!"
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Levon

This post is a fictionalized story of the civil union ceremony of Elton John and spouse David Furnish during the holiday season 2005 up to the birth of their son Zach. I hope this list allows characters who are gay in real life!



Title: "Levon"

Rated PG-13 : For cocaine use

Pairing: Elton John/ David Furnish

TITLE CARD: DECEMBER 21, 2005 TIME: DAY PLACE: WINDSOR GUILDHALL

OUTSIDE THE VENUE HOLIDAY DECORATIONS, CHRISTMAS TREES, WREATHS, POINTSETTAS, HANUKKAH DECORATIONS, DECK OUT THE STREETS--BUT INSIDE WHITE LILLIES WERE PLACED AROUND THE HALLS BEFORE ELTON AND DAVID ARE TO EXCHANGE THEIR VOWS.

IT IS HISTORIC FOR ENGLAND--THE FIRST DAY SAME SEX COUPLES CAN REGISTER IN A CIVIL PARTNERSHIP. IT WILL BE A LOW KEY CEREMONY APPARENTLY NO GROOMZILLAS HERE. HITCHED, (BUT NOT FULL MARRIAGE. MAYBE SOMEDAY...) A STAR STUDDED WEDDING PARTY FOLLOWS THE HAPPY COUPLE IN. THE USHER CLOSES THE DOOR TO US. 30 MINUTES PASSED AND ELTON & DAVID EMERGE AS SPOUSE & SPOUSE. IT HAD BEEN RAINING EARLIER AND RICE IS TOSSED IN A HAIL OF GOOD LUCK.

CUT TO CIVIL PARTNERSHIP PARTY.

ELTON & DAVID ARE CUTTING AN APPLE ICE CREAM WEDDING CAKE.

DAVID: (Whispering) Pink champaign for the guests. Are you good?

WE SEE A FLASHBACK OF ELTON BOMBED OUT IN HIS ALCOHOL AND COCAINE ADDICTION DAYS.

ELTON: Sober table, Martinelli sparkling cider.

CUT TO ELTON & DAVID'S HOME. IS IT CONSUMING YOUR CIVIL PARTNERSHIP IF YOU'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR 17 YEARS? THEY PASSIONATELY KISS READY TO UNWRAP THEIR HOLIDAY GIFTS.

FADE TO THE UKRAINE FOUR YEARS LATER.

ELTON AND DAVID ARE CELEBRATING THEIR ANNIVERSARY LOOKING FOR A CHILD TO ADOPT AND THEY FIND ONE. AN HIV-POSITIVE BOY NAMED LEV. WE HEAR "CAROL OF THE BELLS"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htef8Am-XxU&feature=related AS THE GOVERNMENT DENIES ELTON & DAVID ADOPTION BECAUSE OF ELTON'S AGE AND MARITAL STATUS (GAY UNIONS AREN"T RECOGNITIZED IN THE UKRAINE).

CUT TO BACK TO THEIR HOME IN LONDON.

BEFORE THEY MAKE LOVE....

DAVID: (As if he were speaking sweet nothings) Let's make a baby.

ELTON: How?

DAVID: Ready?

WE SEE A FLURRY OF SNOW FLAKES SWIRL ACROSS THE SCREEN.

AS CLASSIFIED AS A TOP SECRET PROJECT A CHILD IS CONCEIVED. ELTON & DAVID TAKE TURNS SPEAKING WITH THE SURROGATE MOTHER ABOUT THE PREGNANCY
ELTON EXCUSES SELF TO HAVE A SYMPATHY HURL IN THE MORNING http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Couvade_syndrome.

CUT TO A COLD RAINFALL SWIRLING ACROSS THE SCREEN. WE ARE NOT IN LONDON ANYMORE WE ARE IN CALIFORNIA USA IT DOESN'T SNOW IN LOS ANGELES--IT JUST RAINS! THE DECORATIONS OF THE SEASON ABOUND AS THE HOLIDAY TREES, WREATHS, MENNORAHS, LIGHTS ETC. FILL THE STREETS AND HOMES.

LEV WAS NEVER FORGOTTEN: ELTON HAS PROVIDED FOR THE CHILD FINACIALLY AND ELTON & DAVID HAVE FOUGHT TO HAVE THE UKRAINE'S ADOPTION LAW REPEALED.

WE HEAR ELTON'S SONG LEVON A TRIBUTE TO A FRIEND BUT IS IT ALSO NOW CONCERN ABOUT EJ'S CHILDHOOD RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS FATHER WHOM HE WAS "PETROFIED OF" BEING REPEATED. HOW ABOUT STEPDAD FRED OR "DERF"--VERY SUPPORTIVE VERY CARING ELTON HAS THAT TO FALL BACK ON--SOME HOPE FOR THE BABY.

CUT TO ELTON HAVING WHAT APPEARS TO BE A VIOLENT OVERDOSE OF COCAINE--IN AN ERUPTION OF COCAINE BURSTING OUT OF EJ's BODY! ELTON ABRUPTLY WAKES UP. THANKFULLY IT WAS JUST A NIGHTMARE.

CUT TO A MALL.

ELTON & DAVID ARE SITTING AT A TABLE IN A FOOD COURT HAVING LUNCH. EJ REACCOUNTS THE DREAM. WE HEAR A "CANDLE IN THE WIND" RINGTONE. ELTON ANSWERS THE CELLPHONE. IT IS THE SURROGATE MOTHER.

DAVID: Elton, you must be psychic! It's time!

CUT TO HOSPITAL.

ELTON & DAVID DODGE PAPPARZI FOR THE COVER OF THE DELIVERY ROOM.

AFTER THE USUAL LONG HOURS OF LABOR WHICH SEEMS TO BE TAKING ITS TOLL ON ELTON AS MUCH AS THE SURROGATE MOTHER! THE BABY POPS OUT. BOTH ELTON & DAVID TAKE THEIR SHIRTS OFF TO WELCOME THEIR SON AND TO BOND WITH HIM HOLDING THE NEW BABY TO THEIR CHESTS.

WE HEAR THE LINE FROM "LEVON" "HE BORN ON A CHRISTMAS DAY..."
CUT TO THE NURSERY THEY ARE FEEDING ZACHARY JACKSON LEVON FURNISH-JOHN BREAST MILK: FROM A BOTTLE (THEY WILL BE GETTING IT SHIPPED FED-EX STRAIGHT FROM THE SURROGATE MOTHER UNTIL ZACH IS WEANED).

MAKING LOVE? FORGET ABOUT IT! THEY'LL PROBABLY BE TOO TIRED! :)

END

Happy Holidays!
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Gilbert Guitar

Tommorow will be the 10th anniversary of George Harrison's death. So I'm posting this spoof of a scene from "Raiders of the Lost Arch".

YEAR 2001. TIME: DAY. PLACE LOS ANGELES, CA

A TERMINALLY ILL GEORGE HARRISON HAS BEEN TAKEN PRISONER BY HIS THE DOCTOR WHO HAS BEEN TREATING HIM FOR CANCER--AND THE DOCTOR ALSO HAD FORCED HIM TO AUTOGRAPH A GUITAR http://darksweetlady.tripod.com/lederman.html...THE DOCTOR TALKED ABOUT GEORGE HARRISON MEDICAL INFOMATION VIOLATING THE DOCTOR/PATIENT CONFIDENTIALTY. THEY ARE TRAVELING IN A CONVOY TO SELL THE GUITAR WHICH IS IN A SEPARATE VEHICLE. HOWEVER, GEORGE HARRISON'S HOSPICE NURSE "DUCKS" HOFFMAN HAD TRACKED THEM DOWN.

ABOVE THEM ON TOP OF A CLIFF WE SEE DUCKS WHO HAS A GRENADE LAUNCHER TRAINED ON THE CAR WITH THE GUITAR. DUCKS CALLS THEIR ATTENTION: HEY! THE CONVOY LOOKS UP.

DR GILBERT LEDERMAN: Nurse Hoffman, your persistence surprises even us!

DUCKS: You release George Harrison or I'll blow up the f___ing guitar! (the occupant in car evacuate leaving the guitar inside)

DR LEDERMAN: Go ahead and blow up the f___ing guitar! You know what a guitar signed by George Harrison can fetch? (Gives a figure)

DUCKS: Oh, that different...(lifts weapon back up and aims it on guitar in vehicle) What the f___! (SUDDENLY DUCKS IS SURROUNDED BEFORE PULLING THE TRIGGER.
peat eats bebez

All ur classicrockslash should belong to us...no, really!

In the name of shameless self-promotion, I would like to introduce you all to a brand new (so new we hardly have any fic yet) archive for band fiction, titled oh-so-cleverly Bandfic. It's free to use and open to all genres of music/band-based fan-fiction submissions - though you need to be 18 or older to register for an account and to read any adult-rated stories.

If you're interested in checking it out, for a non-LJ place to archive your fics, please do! And be sure to read the terms of service and submission rules as well. There's a big classic rock section in need of some classicrockcock!
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Open Service

Title: "Open Service"

Pairing David Gilmour of Pink Floyd and

Disclaimer: Fiction.

Rated PG-13 for sexual references.

UK 2000.

David Gilmour is just four days from turning 54 years old. Maybe other than having a little less hair and minor changes in D-Gil's shape DG remains the same in appearance.

The news in the country almost mirrors the US regarding LGBT people in the military.
There is no open service because it "hurts morale". Really? LGBTs have served in the closet no less for years nothing happened to the military. Some servicemembers have filed suit.

DG is a veteran of British rock and is involved in shows like the Meltdown festival. Other than that DG is not touring.

While rehearsing a small show DG discovers Rick Willis is sharing the same hall.
"Hi" DG greeted the fellow musician in an awkward moment of reunion.
"Hadn't seen you in years! Where is Polly?"

"On assignment" replied DG.

"Oh." Rick Willis sighed. They look lost for words--typical of them.

They play some blues and it reaches a bawdy heights. Suddenly Rick Willis reaches around DG's waist.

Remember? http://community.livejournal.com/pinkfloydslash/78368.html

Yes, DG remembers that tryst pouring it out about Syd Barrett's decline in the process--then DG's recruitment into Pink Floyd. Like the US Marines,the Floyd needed a few good people.

Rock has its DADT, the last time we looked it was years ago.
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Roses

Title: "Roses"

Pairing: Keith Moon of the Who and you'll find out at the end of story.

Summary: On Valentine's day 1964 (or 1965) a young mod named Jimmy Cooper attends a Who show. This story is inspired by Outkast's song and video "Roses". It also uses characters from the 1979 film "Quadrophenia".

Rated PG-13 for language, violence and drug use.

I don't own the film "Quadrophenia", nor Outkast's song and video "Roses" nor the Who.

Jimmy Cooper opens a book about the history of a local band called the Who
and finds an early picture-- with mods as their main fanbase.

Jimmy recalls life as a mod....

On stage the Who plays a show, on the floor mods dance. Keeping the band's rhythm is drummer Keith Moon---the mods "Biggest Flirt".

Chalky and Dave are primping in a mirror in a restroom. "Moonie" is primping, too between shows. Meanwhile on the street rockers are invading London on their motorbikes (in the US motorcycles). In a tight shot we see Jimmy's old friend Kevin.

Cut to Moonie returning to the stage winking at the Mods along the way. "Who" will be Moonie's Valentine?

Moonie is dressed as a mod girl on the drum set "blocked up" on "blues". Oh, yeah, when you're high on "blues" the mods are down with you. Moonie falls backwards as a result.

Jimmy is somewhat attracted to Moonie, but what about Stephanie? For Moonie what about Kim?
Moonie really is the "Biggest Flirt". Jimmy once screwed Stephanie in an ally during a riot between the Mods and the Rockers http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mods_and_Rockers. Stephanie never gave Jimmy another thought afterwards.

The Rockers burst into the dance hall and brawl with the Mods. Jimmy, Dave and Chalky grab a Rocker who turns out to be Kevin--Jimmy refuses to punch him!

"Who" would be Moonie's Valentine? Moonie finds roses in the band's dressing room with a card: "You're a crazy b____, but I love ya! John.

The End.

Watch this link to the movie this is based on :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19xJIedrrfA

Watch the video for Outkast's Roses:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAPACD8_Zzw
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"The Hours and Times" the First Rockfic Slash Movie?

Was "The Hours and Times" a fictionalized film about an affair between John Lennon and Brian Epstein the first rockfic slash movie?

Here is an article from Wikipedia about the film:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hours_and_Times

Here is a Youtube Playlist for the whole movie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-YI1J5wr0M&feature=PlayList&p=10BD1C2B2AD91DE6&index=0&playnext=1
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"At the Stroke of Midnight"

Title: "At the Stroke of Midnight"

Rating: PG-13

Pairing: Keith Moon and Malu (a fictionalized young fan)

Summary: New Years Eve in Los Angeles County, in the late 1970's

Disclaimer: Fan Fiction.


Malu, age 18 is at a small gathering waiting for the "ball to drop" beginning the new year . Even if the ball is thousands of miles away in Times Square, New York!

Traditionally, the only kiss Malu ever got on New Years was from Malu's step-dad!

Ah, Malu misses the person who made the young adult laugh as well as provide some kick-ass drumming for the Who--until a few months ago...

Suddenly, in the dark emerged a pretty brunette in a gown.
Malu wants to meet her, hello! Do I know you?

Not personally. Look into her eyes. She was Moonie!

Now Malu had tears in hir eyes.

This song runs through Malu's head.

Layla, you got me on my knees, Layla, please ease my worried mind....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WUdlaLWSVM

Malu finally speaks, "Your kid's name came to me when I had a fever. Damn! I didn't think it would be dead on! Uh,sorry, about that one!"

Moonie tosses her black hair and gives Malu that Moon the Loon grin.

"That's ok, love!"

Moonie sizes up the cute dark youth with the large round exotic eyes.

Malu was thinking "I don't know Moonie personally...
She's never seen me before...



The ball descends, ten, nine eight, seven, six, five, four three, two, one...

This was a decisive moment!

Malu and Moonie were all over each like the proverbial wet suit! Malu's hands were reaching into Moonie's cleavage and Moonie for Malu's shoulders.

It is 1979!

Malu and Moonie have a New Year's liplock! Malu's first! However, Moonie has a history of screwing first and ask questions later!

They whirl across the floor to the Beach Boys "I Get Around"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WP2exZurfc

They both say "Happy New Year!".

Moonie fades into the dark morning and these parting words:


"We will meet again... soon."

One year later.

Malu and Moonie were whirling across the floor again on New Year's Eve to "Rapper's Delight". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-302Jp0bVQ&feature=related