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Levon

This post is a fictionalized story of the civil union ceremony of Elton John and spouse David Furnish during the holiday season 2005 up to the birth of their son Zach. I hope this list allows characters who are gay in real life!



Title: "Levon"

Rated PG-13 : For cocaine use

Pairing: Elton John/ David Furnish

TITLE CARD: DECEMBER 21, 2005 TIME: DAY PLACE: WINDSOR GUILDHALL

OUTSIDE THE VENUE HOLIDAY DECORATIONS, CHRISTMAS TREES, WREATHS, POINTSETTAS, HANUKKAH DECORATIONS, DECK OUT THE STREETS--BUT INSIDE WHITE LILLIES WERE PLACED AROUND THE HALLS BEFORE ELTON AND DAVID ARE TO EXCHANGE THEIR VOWS.

IT IS HISTORIC FOR ENGLAND--THE FIRST DAY SAME SEX COUPLES CAN REGISTER IN A CIVIL PARTNERSHIP. IT WILL BE A LOW KEY CEREMONY APPARENTLY NO GROOMZILLAS HERE. HITCHED, (BUT NOT FULL MARRIAGE. MAYBE SOMEDAY...) A STAR STUDDED WEDDING PARTY FOLLOWS THE HAPPY COUPLE IN. THE USHER CLOSES THE DOOR TO US. 30 MINUTES PASSED AND ELTON & DAVID EMERGE AS SPOUSE & SPOUSE. IT HAD BEEN RAINING EARLIER AND RICE IS TOSSED IN A HAIL OF GOOD LUCK.

CUT TO CIVIL PARTNERSHIP PARTY.

ELTON & DAVID ARE CUTTING AN APPLE ICE CREAM WEDDING CAKE.

DAVID: (Whispering) Pink champaign for the guests. Are you good?

WE SEE A FLASHBACK OF ELTON BOMBED OUT IN HIS ALCOHOL AND COCAINE ADDICTION DAYS.

ELTON: Sober table, Martinelli sparkling cider.

CUT TO ELTON & DAVID'S HOME. IS IT CONSUMING YOUR CIVIL PARTNERSHIP IF YOU'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR 17 YEARS? THEY PASSIONATELY KISS READY TO UNWRAP THEIR HOLIDAY GIFTS.

FADE TO THE UKRAINE FOUR YEARS LATER.

ELTON AND DAVID ARE CELEBRATING THEIR ANNIVERSARY LOOKING FOR A CHILD TO ADOPT AND THEY FIND ONE. AN HIV-POSITIVE BOY NAMED LEV. WE HEAR "CAROL OF THE BELLS"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htef8Am-XxU&feature=related AS THE GOVERNMENT DENIES ELTON & DAVID ADOPTION BECAUSE OF ELTON'S AGE AND MARITAL STATUS (GAY UNIONS AREN"T RECOGNITIZED IN THE UKRAINE).

CUT TO BACK TO THEIR HOME IN LONDON.

BEFORE THEY MAKE LOVE....

DAVID: (As if he were speaking sweet nothings) Let's make a baby.

ELTON: How?

DAVID: Ready?

WE SEE A FLURRY OF SNOW FLAKES SWIRL ACROSS THE SCREEN.

AS CLASSIFIED AS A TOP SECRET PROJECT A CHILD IS CONCEIVED. ELTON & DAVID TAKE TURNS SPEAKING WITH THE SURROGATE MOTHER ABOUT THE PREGNANCY
ELTON EXCUSES SELF TO HAVE A SYMPATHY HURL IN THE MORNING http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Couvade_syndrome.

CUT TO A COLD RAINFALL SWIRLING ACROSS THE SCREEN. WE ARE NOT IN LONDON ANYMORE WE ARE IN CALIFORNIA USA IT DOESN'T SNOW IN LOS ANGELES--IT JUST RAINS! THE DECORATIONS OF THE SEASON ABOUND AS THE HOLIDAY TREES, WREATHS, MENNORAHS, LIGHTS ETC. FILL THE STREETS AND HOMES.

LEV WAS NEVER FORGOTTEN: ELTON HAS PROVIDED FOR THE CHILD FINACIALLY AND ELTON & DAVID HAVE FOUGHT TO HAVE THE UKRAINE'S ADOPTION LAW REPEALED.

WE HEAR ELTON'S SONG LEVON A TRIBUTE TO A FRIEND BUT IS IT ALSO NOW CONCERN ABOUT EJ'S CHILDHOOD RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS FATHER WHOM HE WAS "PETROFIED OF" BEING REPEATED. HOW ABOUT STEPDAD FRED OR "DERF"--VERY SUPPORTIVE VERY CARING ELTON HAS THAT TO FALL BACK ON--SOME HOPE FOR THE BABY.

CUT TO ELTON HAVING WHAT APPEARS TO BE A VIOLENT OVERDOSE OF COCAINE--IN AN ERUPTION OF COCAINE BURSTING OUT OF EJ's BODY! ELTON ABRUPTLY WAKES UP. THANKFULLY IT WAS JUST A NIGHTMARE.

CUT TO A MALL.

ELTON & DAVID ARE SITTING AT A TABLE IN A FOOD COURT HAVING LUNCH. EJ REACCOUNTS THE DREAM. WE HEAR A "CANDLE IN THE WIND" RINGTONE. ELTON ANSWERS THE CELLPHONE. IT IS THE SURROGATE MOTHER.

DAVID: Elton, you must be psychic! It's time!

CUT TO HOSPITAL.

ELTON & DAVID DODGE PAPPARZI FOR THE COVER OF THE DELIVERY ROOM.

AFTER THE USUAL LONG HOURS OF LABOR WHICH SEEMS TO BE TAKING ITS TOLL ON ELTON AS MUCH AS THE SURROGATE MOTHER! THE BABY POPS OUT. BOTH ELTON & DAVID TAKE THEIR SHIRTS OFF TO WELCOME THEIR SON AND TO BOND WITH HIM HOLDING THE NEW BABY TO THEIR CHESTS.

WE HEAR THE LINE FROM "LEVON" "HE BORN ON A CHRISTMAS DAY..."
CUT TO THE NURSERY THEY ARE FEEDING ZACHARY JACKSON LEVON FURNISH-JOHN BREAST MILK: FROM A BOTTLE (THEY WILL BE GETTING IT SHIPPED FED-EX STRAIGHT FROM THE SURROGATE MOTHER UNTIL ZACH IS WEANED).

MAKING LOVE? FORGET ABOUT IT! THEY'LL PROBABLY BE TOO TIRED! :)

END

Happy Holidays!
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