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Gilbert Guitar

Tommorow will be the 10th anniversary of George Harrison's death. So I'm posting this spoof of a scene from "Raiders of the Lost Arch".

YEAR 2001. TIME: DAY. PLACE LOS ANGELES, CA

A TERMINALLY ILL GEORGE HARRISON HAS BEEN TAKEN PRISONER BY HIS THE DOCTOR WHO HAS BEEN TREATING HIM FOR CANCER--AND THE DOCTOR ALSO HAD FORCED HIM TO AUTOGRAPH A GUITAR http://darksweetlady.tripod.com/lederman.html...THE DOCTOR TALKED ABOUT GEORGE HARRISON MEDICAL INFOMATION VIOLATING THE DOCTOR/PATIENT CONFIDENTIALTY. THEY ARE TRAVELING IN A CONVOY TO SELL THE GUITAR WHICH IS IN A SEPARATE VEHICLE. HOWEVER, GEORGE HARRISON'S HOSPICE NURSE "DUCKS" HOFFMAN HAD TRACKED THEM DOWN.

ABOVE THEM ON TOP OF A CLIFF WE SEE DUCKS WHO HAS A GRENADE LAUNCHER TRAINED ON THE CAR WITH THE GUITAR. DUCKS CALLS THEIR ATTENTION: HEY! THE CONVOY LOOKS UP.

DR GILBERT LEDERMAN: Nurse Hoffman, your persistence surprises even us!

DUCKS: You release George Harrison or I'll blow up the f___ing guitar! (the occupant in car evacuate leaving the guitar inside)

DR LEDERMAN: Go ahead and blow up the f___ing guitar! You know what a guitar signed by George Harrison can fetch? (Gives a figure)

DUCKS: Oh, that different...(lifts weapon back up and aims it on guitar in vehicle) What the f___! (SUDDENLY DUCKS IS SURROUNDED BEFORE PULLING THE TRIGGER.
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